What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:02
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Central Ohio woman battles severe form of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease - 10tv.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Power Rankings: RBC Canadian Open - PGA Tour
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Still no good
No go.
So they tried
'Buy now, pay later:' a replacement for the millennial lifestyle subsidy? - NPR
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Dementia Risk Declining With Each Generation, Says Promising New Study - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Apple details the end of Intel Mac support and a phaseout for Rosetta 2 - Ars Technica
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!